One parent on a
One child that insists on wearing a Buzz Lightyear costume 18 hours out of the day.
One child that was placed on this earth to drive ME insane.
One child that poops in their underwear.
One toilet that was clogged with almost 1/2 a roll of toilet paper.
One kitchen cabinet that fell completely off it's hinges.
One baby that has been running a fever of 100 to 104 since early Sunday morning.
One mother that has held one crying baby almost non stop for three days.
One hour of consecutive sleep.
One Pediatrician that could find nothing wrong with one baby.
One bad virus.
One teaspoon of Tylenol alternating with Motrin prescribed every three hours.
One hour driving time to drop children off at school and return home.
One hour driving time to pick children up at school and return home.
One work laptop that has sat unopened in two days.
One house that looks like it has been dumped upside down and shaken hard.
One well rested husband that called at one particularly bad moment and temporarily lost hearing in one ear.
One more reason to live closer to family.